It's because I knew when to stop and I kept on eating, though tears had begun to form. Pepper or Miller's High Life or Guinness Stout.if I never again will be able to tell the difference between prime Angus beef and succulent Maine Lobster it is for good reason that I've been deprived of these tender mercies. If I never get to taste the wondrous seasonings of a well-mixed chili recipe cooked to perfection by someone who really knows how to make chili.if I never sigh with uninhibited satisfaction after downing a swig of Dr. It's nothing but payback being it's usual self. The question that found priority amongst all that came to me at that moment was "how long is my mouth going to be so alternately sensitive and numb that I won't be able to eat my beloved jalapenos and spicy vittles?" A couple of days later and that answer still has not been found, although progress has been made to the point where I have faith it WILL indeed heal.you know how paranoid I can think sometimes, surely my mouth will never heal from THIS god forsaken self-inflicted injury, after all, I deserve it, hence the term "SELF inflicted". By the time I had the seven pack ****** down to gel the burning was so bad I had to squint my eyes. I could feel the chemicals eating through too many layers of cells long before the administration of candy pellets had reached four, even five-count multiples. The unfortunate downswing of these hijinks is that I developed a chemical burn that spread across the entirety of my tongue all the back to and including the area where my uvula hangs. The intensity of tartness conferred from all these ***** Wonka treats was remarkable and very well could have been the most face-squinching sourness I've experienced in my fifty-plus years. Let me tell you they should have respected the truth in advertising inherent with that label. Sour Chewy Sweettarts were at one time marketed under the name "Shockers". In that experiment alone I consumed no fewer than 26 Sour Chewy Sweetarts and even that was after having warmed up with several single helpings. Well I got into a rhythm of eating one, then adding one to it, then another for three, then four, then five, then six all the way to seven at one time. If you've ever had them you know that just one or two have enough toxic chemical dust sprinkled on them to make your mouth numb for several minutes. The night before last I ate an excessive amount of Sour Chewy Sweettarts.
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